Jokes In English For Whatsapp

Jokes In English For Whatsapp


Everyone loves to read jokes on WhatsApp because WhatsApp became a part of our life and we all have to laugh every day or some big s.m.s. It keeps on making us laugh and also helps to remove our sadness.

Whenever we wake up in the morning, first of all we check WhatsApp that a message has come many times.

That message is the message of laughter which we read in our morning It is pleasant and the whole day is out of the goose, so here we have brought

jokes in English for WhatsApp status and share it with your friends and family on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter.

All the jokes are the latest collection of WhatsApp English jokes and we are sure you will love to read our WhatsApp jokes in English and English language.


jokes in English for WhatsApp


(1) 😁😁Got a call from an unknown number you got married I said no and you?
The answer came, come home and then I tell you.😁😁


Jokes in English for WhatsApp


(2) 😁😁People talk with confidence
We Indians, even after locking, drag it and see if it is properly installed.😁


Jokes in English for Whatsapp


(3) Doctor, you are in dire need of rest😁
Giving a solution take this antidepressant with water for the best sound sleep.😁


Jokes in English for Whatsapp


(4) 😁Let's share the pain, today friends, put your finger in the door
I'll shout with you
Then you show it to your wife.😁😁


Jokes in English for Whatsapp


(5) 😋The man should be lazy. Because hardworking
So are donkeys.😋


Jokes in english for whatsapp


(6) 😋Khadak Singh's rattle makes windows crackle
And a witch looks like a girl without makeup.😋


Jokes in english for whatsapp


(7) 😋These people of the previous generation were also strange and some less
They were not setting antennas and would set up neighborhoods.😋


Jokes in english for whatsapp


(8) 😋The girl who writes the girl's mobile number on the wall in the toilet should be jailed. Because not a single number is correct.😋


Jokes in english for whatsapp


(9)😋 One morning I went to the washroom without a mobile
Then I came to know that half an hour's work is done in 5 minutes.😋


Jokes in english for whatsapp


(10) 😋😋Are you sleeping science teacher
No, Sir is getting surrounded by Sir Gravity.


Jokes in english for whatsapp


(11) 😋Girl today Papa saw me going on a motor bike with you
What happened then boy? 😋The girl was the one who was afraid.
Withdrew the bus rental money from me.


Jokes in english for whatsapp


(12)😋 If you drink juice of spinach bitter gourd everyday.
So it will not only reduce your weight.😋
Rather your desire to live will also end.😋


Jokes in english for whatsapp


(13) 😋Where are you girlfriends?
The boy is in the bank😋😋
Girlfriend So I need ₹ 8000 for new phone and ₹ 2000 for clothes.
The boy will drink blood in the blood bank.😋


Jokes in english for whatsapp


(14) 😋What is happiness, brothers.
He is without a ticket in the train
And even if you do not hold TT, you get it.😋


Jokes in english for whatsapp


(15)😋 When Jagawar car drivers and Ferrari in Punjabi songs
Girls also cheat on the drivers of the car.
Then what are you guys
You are just a platina and a hero Honda.
Now stay single and be happy.😋


Jokes in english for whatsapp


(16) 😋The heart beats on every sound.
In these lines, Ghalib Saheb is trying to say that at this time he is sitting in Sulabh Toilet without latch.😋


Jokes in english for whatsapp


(17)😋Let's share the pain today friends.
You put your finger in the door.
 I'll shout with you.😋😋


Jokes in english for whatsapp


(18) 😋The bus filled up with college girls boarding the bus.
And Pappu stayed down.
Conductor No More No More.😋😋
Pappu: Brother-in-law peacocked and when we came, no more.


Jokes in english for whatsapp


(19)😋 There is a lot of storage space in the house.
But put it on my head.
Mummy has a favorite place.😋😋


Jokes in english for whatsapp


(20) 😋Everyone was speaking on the photo of a girl on Facebook
Killer Killer ..................
I blocked the killer.😋


Jokes in english for whatsapp


(21)😋 Postman played Door Bell.
A small child came out with a cigarette in his mouth and a bottle of beer in his hand.
Postman son Papa is at home.
Baby, what do you think when I see my father at home?😋


Jokes in english for whatsapp


(24) 😋Wife: Ji apko mujhme kya achha lagta hai, meri samajhdari ya meri beauty. Husband: Mujhe toh yeh tumhari Majak karne ki aadat bahut achi lagti hai.😋


Jokes in english for whatsapp


(25)😋Champu: Teri biwi mar gayi, dafnayega ya jalayega? Buntu:Samajh nahi aa raha. Champu: Meri maan, chance mat le, 😋jalakar, raakh ko dafna de!


Jokes in english for whatsapp


(26)Champu😎😁 writing letter Buntu: Itna dheere kyun likh raha hai Champu:Apne chote bhai ko likh raha hoon use jaldi padhna nahi aata.


Jokes in english for whatsapp


(27) Buntu: 😎😁Shaadi ke bina aadmi adhura hai. Champu: Lekin shadi karte hi aadmi poora nahi hota, Khatam ho jata hai.


Jokes in english for whatsapp


(30)A😎😁 policeman caught a Pathan driver stopping the bus at the road and began asking questions: Policeman: “Tumne bich road pe bus Kyun rok di?” Pathan: Hum seher mein naya aaya hai magar Kanoon nahi torta! Woh samne dekho likha hai “Bus Stop” Toh humne rok diya.


Jokes in english for whatsapp


(34)😁😎Ek dost dusre dost se: “Kya, tumne jhoot pakarne wali machine dekhi hai? Doosra dost: Deki nahi mere paas mein hai! Are maine to usse shadi ki hai.


Jokes in english for whatsapp


(38)😎😎Neend aati hai to khwaab aata hai, khwaab mein ek ladki aati hai, ladki ke piche uska baap aata hai, phir na neend aati hai na khwaab aata hai.😎


Jokes in english for whatsapp


(39)😎 Phone Ke Rishte Bhi Bade Ajeeb Hote Hain, Balance Rakhkar Bhi Log Ajeeb Hote Hain, Khud To Msg Karte Nahi Hain, Muft Ke Msg Padhne Ke Kitne Shoqin Hoti Hai.


Jokes in english for whatsapp


(44)Chand pe aapka Naam likhne ko jee chahta hai, 😋😍Par kya karu Pehli baat to yeh ki mera haath nahi jata haI, Doosri baat yeh ki yeh khayal hamesha duphair ko hi Aata hai.


Jokes in english for whatsapp


(45) 😍Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain,😋 Maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain, Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain?


Jokes in english for whatsapp


(48) 😋😍2 Aadmi kabrastan me 1 bola-Ye log bade Aaram se sote hai. 1 Murda kabra se utha or bola Kyo na soye Yeh jagah Jaan dekar hasil ki hai.


Jokes in english for whatsapp


(49) 😋😍pehla aadmi: mujhe bimari hai, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta. Dusra aadmi: Aaisa kab hota hai? pehla aadmi: Phone per.



Published By- Kaushlendra Kumar

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